Kaotic Existence

Well it has been a long day, Up at 6. worked worked worked worked, then waited for 3 hours for concrete. I was on the phone to cancel then the fucking truck showed. Ended up not getting home till 8pm. And to top it all off. i had to stamp. I hate stamping. I was fucking purple when i walked in. Straight to the shower, My house is all clean. i wanted to strip in the hall way. but my is kinda hot. ha.

Anyways i tried hanging my hamook, but the rope broke. now i feel fat. LMMFAO. i wish. but seriously. i wanted it done for tomorrow. but that not going to happen. It’s been a good month. For the most part. thought i was going a little bit crazy there a week ago. Word of advice. Being the paranoid, non trusting person i am, People like me should, Never read conspiracy books. Oi. My trust levels in Every human being on this planet has dropped about 20 notches. But yeah . still feeling a little crazy. but whatever. Going to Calgary in a few weeks. Gong to the zoo. Lions tigers and BATS. i love bats. Bats are so cute. but anyways there are these show i really like called Backpackers. and its on in 10 minutes. guess ill finish Picking up tomorrow. Ill post befor i leave to well try too. Loves yea

LEAVE COMMENTS I KNOW YOU PEOPLE COME HERE. Its more then just one person. I can tell. in the 2 weeks this has been up i have had 400 hits. OR SIGN THE GUEST BOOK!!!!!!! ill ill hunt you down and stalk you. and pray on your children.

On monday. we poured a basement, and a garage, Mike called sunday night asking if he could come in for the week. his rig shut down, and his other job was a lil slow right now. So pump was 7 30. concrete at 8. 9 00 ,,,,,still no mike. Finaly mike shows. up. and tells us a story. You see… around the corner. the was nother crew pumping a basement, and garages. even had a red truck and trailer. but looked nothing like us. Mike says he helped these guys. and when they where finished he asked them where kaj was. They looked at him like who the fuck is kaj. lmao. he helped the wrong people. and didnt even think hmm maybe im at the wrong job. WRONG CREW!! lol. he will never live this one down.

Anyways. nothing new with me. My fucking self cleaning vacume isnt working right. so im going to take it in to get fixed. too cool to just dispose of.

What the fuck. a pack of smoke is now 12dollars and 50cents!! since when. that’s bullshit. stupid. i think the government may have won this one. i might have to quit. but i like smoking. its such a quick release. I have always said. if the “people” really want people to quit smoking, all they have to do is make the price so ridiculesly outrageous. so they cant afford them. or just stop fuckin making them all together.
So now. just a warning. You ask me for a smoke. I dont care who you are. My best friend. or the cool chick i just meet. the answer is NO!…

anyways. my 6 year old nephew was giving me relationship advice today. he says there are three rules.

1. She can not be a any more then 6inches shorter then you.
2. She must have a car.
3 She must have a job.

he say when you first meet a girl you must ask her
1. how tall are you
2. What do you drive.
3. Where do you work..

Fuckin bust my gut. bur also makes me wounder what my family says about me.

so i had some more. but im lost and cant remember.

The simpsons, Just did a parity on wOw. and it was hilarious. Bang on just like how it really is. There is that one freak in every realm who sits a camp you will kill you till you stop playing, makin life a living hell. Dont get me wrong. When i played, i did it. and IT WAS FUN. people used to get so mad. hmm i havent played in over 2months. maybe ill go on some day soon…. probably later then sooner, Havening way too much fun with my camera. Taken lots of pic of everything i see. im taken my bike in this week to get fixed. then illbe able to get to some nice spot. Been talkking to some people. oddly enough, shooting plants and flowers is a really good way to learn color. and depth. so i might go over to the muttart. but now im good so peace.

YEAH!!!!… I have the albums working.. and it will be sweettt!!!!!!!

I really likemy web site. but making galleris really sucks. so here go to my flickr. This . click here got some shot of the city. and buddies fish.

Joe Is Japanese

Austria is now Number 1 places that i MUST goto. Graz. Yeah, Its a university city. 450 000 students. 18-29. a 26 of bacardi is 11 american dollars. Rock and tech no parties 24 hours a day.

Working on galleries… bare with me

: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella
2: It is ok for a man to cry for only a handful of reasons.
3: Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his friends.
4: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours.
5: If you’ve known a guy for more than 48 hours, his sister is off limits forever, unless you actually marry her or get the ok.
6: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy’s fridge is forbidden. However, complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable.
7: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your buddy’s birthday is strictly optional.
8: On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the weakest.
9: When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you may ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who’s playing. EVER.
10: You may flatulate in front of a woman only after you have brought her to climax. If you trap her head under the covers for the purpose of flatulent entertainment, she’s officially your girlfriend.
11: It is permissible to drink a fruity alcohol drink only when you’re sunning on a tropical beach… and it’s delivered by a topless supermodel… And it’s free.
12: Only in situations of moral and/or physical peril are you allowed to kick another guy in the nuts.
13: Friends don’t let friends wear Speedos. Ever. Issue closed.
14: If a man’s fly is down, that’s his problem, you didn’t see anything. Unless you laugh and point.
15: Women who claim they “love to watch sports” must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to drink as much as the other sports watchers or make killer nachos.
16: A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must remain sober enough to fight.
17: Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of pizza, but not both, that’s just greedy.
18: If you compliment a guy on his six-pack, you’d better be talking about his choice of beer.
19: Never join your girlfriend or wife in discussing a friend of yours, except if she’s withholding sex pending your response.
20: Phrases that may NOT be uttered to another man while lifting weights:
a. Yeah, Baby, Push it!
b. C’mon, give me one more! Harder!
c. Another set and we can hit the showers!
21: Never talk to a man in a bathroom unless you are on equal footing: i.e. Both urinating, both waiting in line, etc. For all other situations, an almost imperceptible nod is all the conversation you need.
22: Never allow a telephone conversation with a woman to go on longer than you are able to have sex with her. Keep a stopwatch by the phone. Hang up if necessary.
23: It is acceptable for you to drive her car, unless it is purple or pink… and you must however remove the lei from the rear view mirror and take the princess cover off the steering wheel.
24: Thou shall not buy a car in the colors of brown, pink, lime green, orange or sky blue.
25: The girl who replies to the question “What do you want for Christmas?” with “If you loved me, you’d know what I want!” gets an Xbox. End of Story.