Kaotic Existence

: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella
2: It is ok for a man to cry for only a handful of reasons.
3: Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his friends.
4: Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours.
5: If you’ve known a guy for more than 48 hours, his sister is off limits forever, unless you actually marry her or get the ok.
6: Moaning about the brand of free beer in a buddy’s fridge is forbidden. However, complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable.
7: No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact, even remembering your buddy’s birthday is strictly optional.
8: On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops, not the weakest.
9: When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you may ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who’s playing. EVER.
10: You may flatulate in front of a woman only after you have brought her to climax. If you trap her head under the covers for the purpose of flatulent entertainment, she’s officially your girlfriend.
11: It is permissible to drink a fruity alcohol drink only when you’re sunning on a tropical beach… and it’s delivered by a topless supermodel… And it’s free.
12: Only in situations of moral and/or physical peril are you allowed to kick another guy in the nuts.
13: Friends don’t let friends wear Speedos. Ever. Issue closed.
14: If a man’s fly is down, that’s his problem, you didn’t see anything. Unless you laugh and point.
15: Women who claim they “love to watch sports” must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to drink as much as the other sports watchers or make killer nachos.
16: A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must remain sober enough to fight.
17: Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of pizza, but not both, that’s just greedy.
18: If you compliment a guy on his six-pack, you’d better be talking about his choice of beer.
19: Never join your girlfriend or wife in discussing a friend of yours, except if she’s withholding sex pending your response.
20: Phrases that may NOT be uttered to another man while lifting weights:
a. Yeah, Baby, Push it!
b. C’mon, give me one more! Harder!
c. Another set and we can hit the showers!
21: Never talk to a man in a bathroom unless you are on equal footing: i.e. Both urinating, both waiting in line, etc. For all other situations, an almost imperceptible nod is all the conversation you need.
22: Never allow a telephone conversation with a woman to go on longer than you are able to have sex with her. Keep a stopwatch by the phone. Hang up if necessary.
23: It is acceptable for you to drive her car, unless it is purple or pink… and you must however remove the lei from the rear view mirror and take the princess cover off the steering wheel.
24: Thou shall not buy a car in the colors of brown, pink, lime green, orange or sky blue.
25: The girl who replies to the question “What do you want for Christmas?” with “If you loved me, you’d know what I want!” gets an Xbox. End of Story.

I have grown up always wanting a family. At my age, My brother had his first kid. and one on the way. I’m 23 and no sight of a future. Witch is fine with me. I have my 3 year plan. I know, what when and where i want to be in 3 years. For the next three years. I will pack away up 30 000 dollars. + not included in that is any of my Privately Funded money. If any of you know me in any way. you know once my mind is set on something . Anything i want.. i dont stop till i get it.. im like a tornado I will almost do what ever it takes, as long as my family dose not get hurt. When you want something in life ,FIGHT for it. Roll anything, anyone who gets in you way. Self preservation, if you dont take care of your self. Dont expect anyone else to. If you ever ask yourself. Why i would do somthing, that i have done , just think of that . SELF PRESERVATION.

i kind of wondered off track. sorry anyways. I want a child. Not right now. not for a long time.

Well you know how people, have these dreams. of the perfect famaily. …………………..I guess my idea of my future , has changed the last two months. I don’t want the perfect cloned everyday. wanna be . pretensions family.

Want i want, i want the. One night stand, Called 8 weeks later. tellen me she’s pregnant, 9 months later im a daddy. That what i want . i know it sounds fucked up.. and it is.. i just don’t want too be married. or with someone for the rest of my life. from what i have learned, i really think i am ment to be alone. the trick is. I make 60 000 a year, at 23, so all i know is. that i can only go up from here.

Im kind of fucked in the head. and well thats why you are reading this……..

So every 25th. of every month. My financial company takes 470Dollars, For my truck. It really easy. But . I had to do something with my bank account, And completely forgot about This automatic withdrawal. I sorted it all out. 3 days after the where supposed to take the cash out. cost me extra cause there was no money in that account,  They never took it out, Every time i wanted to go buy something. i had to minus this much to make sure i had enuf…. turn out i have been subtracting 470 twice… shit.. last two weeks i been saving money. not spending nothing… DUMB ass, i guess computers aren’t that smart………

Shit you think im going to blame myself…….

You i know nobody reads this crap… But i don’t give i shit….. But if you do. IM FUCKING BORED…..

Ok this is weird.. i have my editor stuck on the Code format and i cant figure out how to change it. whatever. Well i should have the layout in a week. as long as i dont want anymore changes. I shouldn’t she is doing an awesome job. I had thhis long beautiful post done.. but i hit the wrong button and lost it. Shit o well.

I just got home from easter dinner with my parent’s, brother and kids. and Sister in law… Brother too many people is fucking crazy. i finally just had to leave. I’m tired anyways. As always the turkey, Potatoes, Veggies, Danish sweet potatoes, Chesse sauce, Gravy, oh and ham. was delicious, The ice cream cake was nearly impossible to cut.

So saturday i was supposed to get tattooed, I woke up early got all ready. fell asleep for a lil while. Woops. Called my buddie. I guess he was working at his car shop. hanging some kind of hangers for tools. ended up slicing his hand open. Looks pretty gross too. but i guess it’s beter for him to let it heal instead of tattooing with a ripped up hand. i think that would really hurt him if he had too.. no worries though. i have three years to finish all my art.

So sat on the couch most of the day playing some stupid games on xbox.. Its kind of weird. I SUCK at video games. but i still went and dropped 300+ dollars on this thing and every couple weeks, Or months, i get the urge to go buy a new game. Play it for maybe 3 hours get fed up and quit.. lol. Anyways. so rob called around 5 30. Went over to his and kel’s house. CURRY CURRY CURRY CURRY.. O god it was so friggen good. Thos two are such awesome cooks .

Then we went and check out 300. Finlay got too see it. and WOW. that movie is ridiculously Wicked awesome . there wasnt any part of that movie where i was bored. hmm lack of a better word i guess but. yeah totally worth seeing in the theaters.

Well since to have to work tommorow. and Havent done laundry, or cleaned anything excpet for the dishwasher. Well really my house isnt that dirty. All i really have too do is turn on my vacume and watch it work.. lol. yeah i have a Roomba…

I want too.. but my brain is like a nascar race right now. It is 2 am. Friday morning. and i cant sleep. or is it 2 am Thursday night?? i dont know.. I have the day off tomorrow. Well , i haven’t worked since Monday, Maybe thats why i am going a little stir crazy.

Monday night i went over to kens place. Had a beer. or 3, Shot the shit. Talked about maybe setting up a fish tank for me. i dont know. sounds like ALOT OF WORK…. think a dog or a bird is alot of work. shit salt water aquarium is more. 10 times more. it nuts. and expensive.. But they are pretty once they are done. Talked about tattoo’s im going in on saturday. a lil here a lil there. few things maybe even a new Koi Fish on my neck, Sounds like fun i cant wait.

Tuesday night.. O i went to OpM For dinner with heather. mmmm Lettuce wraps. Chicken curry. seven spiced beef ooooooo SOOO DAMN GOOD. We ended up coming back here and watched a movie. Must of been tired. ended up falling asleep. But was really good hanging out with her again. 4 or 5 years of knowing each other. i think we have hung out 4 times. .

Wendsday went for a quick coffee and pie with rob and kelsey. God damn i love those too soo much, I dont know what it is.. I cant wait too see them again. Saturday night probably.

Tommorow. I AM going too see if i can swing buying my camera. If i can .. MC BAIN here i come.. I want you soo bad. I have a thousand ideas, people have already told me….. I have found some cool places. its going too bee good. Found some people online who have been a great help.

Nikon D80 With 80-70 mm Lens. Think im get this one or the one with the 17-135mm lens

Well Its now 3 am.. hehe, I got a lil side tracked. Now i am going to make myself a pot of COFFEE.. Cause i love COFFEE.

Time your riddles right, and make a point that has no sense
Make sure that you’re smiling, and the money’s been well spent
Innocence and ignorance, it all goes hand in hand
I’m not sure that I’m right, but I hope you’ll understand
I hope that you’re still searching for the start that has no end
And all the plastic people have now become your friends
Before you start to drift and your soul begins to scream
I just wanted to tell you that you’re listening to a dream

Im in the middle of watching a show “Dont forget your passport”  this episode was about Greenland.  Wow i really want to go there now. it looks so beautiful.  All the icebergs, Animals, I don’t know why. but i just want to go there. I plan on doing some traveling in the next 4 years, and i think thats one of my top five places to go, Now.  And it’s a part of Denmark.

I started talking to this guy in Copenhagen. His name is Kaj nielsen. haha fucked up. he has tattoos. Really fucked up. but pretty cool.

huh,  think i will make a list of mt top 10.